O'ahu's Highest Peak

I recently hiked Mount Ka'ala, the highest peak on O'ahu standing over 4,000 feet above see level. The trail starts on the west side, Waianae and climbs straight up the side of the mountain for a few miles. The trail is really steep and involves some rope and rock climbing. It was freezing cold at the top, surrounded by whipping clouds, I could barely see around me. This photo is from the beginning of hike but the best view we had the whole time. 

Olomana Trail

This Hike I did this last week is called Olomana trail on the eastside of O'ahu right off the Pali before you get into Kailua. Its straight up hill for about 1.5 miles to the first peak with a nice view of the entire East side. You literally climb up the side of this vertical mountain, even get to do a little rock climbing. Its a short, fun trail with a great view! Here's a few photos to better explain...

Top of da world

I went on  this really sick hike yesterday...the trail starts right in the mountains of kaimuki and comes out on the other side of the Pali over looking the whole East side. It's a little over 7 miles roundtrip and what some people what call a difficult trail. You are literally hiking through the mountains its so fucking sick

Oh snaaapp

This is a short monologue I wrote. This character is my polar opposite, I had fun with it, hope you do enjoy  

Do you know how old she is?
Older than his own mom.
That’s fucking gross.

How could he do this to me?
And How is no one else puking over this?

Two fucking years, we weren’t always on and off.
Why would he leave me now, after two long years?
Especially for her old ass.

Okay. Maybe you’re right.
I’m the one who moved out.
But that wasn’t a free go-fuck-an-old-lady pass.
I thought some time apart would help him appreciate me more.
I mean us. Appreciate each other.
And yeah, I did think it would work.

We got a puppy last year. His idea. Is he gonna leave our little Lele girl too?
This island is way too small, we have all the same friends.
Shit, we shared our whole world together. I never thought he would pull out so quick.

But we were happy.
We didn’t fight much.
At least it didn’t seem like that much...
Last week I stopped by his place to take Lele to the beach, when I seen that chick’s slippers outside the front door, I just lost it.
Surprise, surprise her old ass hid in the house while he ran out to hold me down and try save his screen door I nearly kicked to pieces.
He called me a psycho bitch.
Hah.
I told you we never fought.
Yeah what about these bruises?
They’re already fading away, just like our relationship...
Whatever, fuck you I thought you were here to listen.

We were happy, we were serious.
We were in love.
But that motherfucker.
Or maybe grandmotherfucker would be more appropriate.
Seriously, does no one else care how old she is?

What do you mean, I didn’t love him?
I was half a virgin when I met him.
I deleted half my contact list, all guys, just for him.
You think I work full time at First Hawaiian and spend my weekends waiting tables just for me?
Hah, who you think payed all the bills?
Who cares if I didn’t cook and you know I’m not a cleaner
I barely ever cheated on him, you know that.
I didn’t love him? pahleeease....
I got on my knees daily for that asshole.
If that’s not love, then please enlighten me.

What do you mean I’m better off this way?
You think I’m better off climbing into bed alone every night only to wake up to cold empty sheets?
I’ve barely slept in two weeks. I can hardly eat.
I quit the restaurant.
I just can’t handle watching at all the tourist couples and honeymooners,
and fuck waiting on them.
I’m not sure how much more aloneness I can handle.

Wait, how is this better?
and how the fuck is she better?
What does this old bitch have that I don’t, a 401K ?

Okay. You’re right, it wasn’t perfect.
But it was something. He was someone.
That’s better than no one.

So let me get this straight.
You’re telling me, as a friend, to sit back and allow this old hag to drag my man through menopause and retirement with her?
Get real.

Fuck him. And fuck her.
I’m so over it.
He wants to leave me for her old pussy.
His loss.
But I’ll still win in the end, old hag.

Da Goods

Dark Chocolate.
Not milk, not white and definitely not Hershey's.
We are talking high concentrations of cacao.
Dark Chocolate.
Is good for cardiovascular health.
Contains antioxidants
Has been proven to reduce high blood pressure

Burts Bee's is the "World's Best Lip Balm".
The only commercial slogan I have found to be true.
It is 100% natural
Made from Beeswax and coconut, sunflower, peppermint, soybean and rosemary oils

Coconut.
The "Tree of Life"
1/3 of the world's population depends on coconut to some degree for their food and their economy
Not only a delicious fresh fruit and drink, but it has many healthy benefits for your entire body.

Coconut water is one of the highest sources of electrolytes known to man.

Coconut oil is excellent for cooking.

Its great for your hail and skin, I bathe in it daily.

Coconut flour is one of the best for cooking.

Coconut meat is an ideal source of dietary fiber

75% of the total carbohydrate content is fiber

Don't even get me started on Nuts
I could go on for days...

Addict

Aloha kakou my name is Mayzy and I am addicted to dark chocolate.
Just about anything over 62% (its all about the 80's). That milky dairy shit just hurts your throat and tastes like cheap plastic. In fact everything is better dark. Dark roast coffee. Dark men (sorry haole boys).
I have to admit, i'm also addicted to nuts (excluding Brazil nuts for multiple reasons).
I like UFC, or just any fighting really. But Jones is my boy and one day I'll.....yeah
Hands down, sarcasm is one of the best things ever invented.
I love hiking and exploring new krip zones. I go to the gym just about every day but i do like outdoors mo betta: swimming, biking, running, fucking, the whole bit. If you've never hiked into Kalalau, DO IT. But don't stay too long and do not try live there.
I'm the 4th out of 6 children, middle ignored child...no wonders I never shut up.
I hate when anyone seriously tells me to shut up. I don't tolerate rude haoles that think they can be grumpy assholes because every minute of their vacation hasn't been 5 fucking stars.
I'm just here to have a good time. I like fo crack jokes and trow chokes.
I love a good laugh. Not the fake kine, when your laughing at someone's gay joke to be polite or fill the silence. I mean the kine where you get tears and one side cramp.
I prefer crunchy over creamy, drugs over alcohol, too big over too small, dark over light, weird over "normal", rough over gentle, uppers over downers, cruzers over complainers,
I'd like to think i'm not prejudice but I'd also like to think i'm not perverted.... can't blame an adickt
People call me crayzy but that only rhymes with the name. People call me amayzng, not just a rhyme.
You know reading is so great, and i've been reading alot of local literature lately and it is the best shit i've ever read. Try go read sum. Maybe write sum too. Writing is where its at.

I make my own bikinis, and sew dresses and other things too, just mostly bikinis, I just play around...
I love to cook Good healthy meals. I like baking too, gluten free is da best!
I like to massage and am infatuated with the human body.

As you know already know, I like to garden. I thought my seeds got drowned out by the week of rain but they have all sprouted and dey so cauuttee! So I'm stoked that I didn't have to replant them all.
Did I mention I LOVE fresh fruit? I'm also addicted to Coconut everything.

Illicit Jokes & Explicit Chokes.

What are your addictions?

Grow dat shit

 While everyone was either bitching about the weather not being perfect, being a consumer at the crowded malls, or curled up watching TV at home, I used this gloomy afternoon as an opportunity to give my garden some attention. In the Fall I filled my garden space with bok choi, okrah, broccoli, mint, bell peppers, lots of yummy kale, spinach, spring onion, and grape tomatoes. I also planted some zinnia flowers for decorative purposes and a shitload of local letttuce lettuce: manoa leaf and a no ka oi blend. For months the garden flourished and made many of my meals extra ono. But now the plants were all pau and it was time for me to pull dat make shit. So my roommate and I went Walmart this morning bought some seeds and fertilizer to get this party started. I threw on some jams and we started uprooting all of last seasons vegetables. We got all pilau tilling up the earth adding fertilizer to make the soil prime for its new little seedlings. With a little more strategy than last time, today we planted our garden with zucchini, spinach (different strain than last time), yellow zucchini (they try call it squash), butter leaf lettuce, no ka oi blend lettuce (it has that name for one reason), and green beans (pole kind). I gave it a good water and I can't wait for the seeds to sprout and da veggies to grow! Growing a garden, even if its a small one, is such a rewarding experience and I think that every household should maintain one. No matter the size or what you like plant in em, a garden can save you alot of kala and it gives you great opportunity to aloha aina. So go plant a fucking garden.