Addict

Aloha kakou my name is Mayzy and I am addicted to dark chocolate.
Just about anything over 62% (its all about the 80's). That milky dairy shit just hurts your throat and tastes like cheap plastic. In fact everything is better dark. Dark roast coffee. Dark men (sorry haole boys).
I have to admit, i'm also addicted to nuts (excluding Brazil nuts for multiple reasons).
I like UFC, or just any fighting really. But Jones is my boy and one day I'll.....yeah
Hands down, sarcasm is one of the best things ever invented.
I love hiking and exploring new krip zones. I go to the gym just about every day but i do like outdoors mo betta: swimming, biking, running, fucking, the whole bit. If you've never hiked into Kalalau, DO IT. But don't stay too long and do not try live there.
I'm the 4th out of 6 children, middle ignored child...no wonders I never shut up.
I hate when anyone seriously tells me to shut up. I don't tolerate rude haoles that think they can be grumpy assholes because every minute of their vacation hasn't been 5 fucking stars.
I'm just here to have a good time. I like fo crack jokes and trow chokes.
I love a good laugh. Not the fake kine, when your laughing at someone's gay joke to be polite or fill the silence. I mean the kine where you get tears and one side cramp.
I prefer crunchy over creamy, drugs over alcohol, too big over too small, dark over light, weird over "normal", rough over gentle, uppers over downers, cruzers over complainers,
I'd like to think i'm not prejudice but I'd also like to think i'm not perverted.... can't blame an adickt
People call me crayzy but that only rhymes with the name. People call me amayzng, not just a rhyme.
You know reading is so great, and i've been reading alot of local literature lately and it is the best shit i've ever read. Try go read sum. Maybe write sum too. Writing is where its at.

I make my own bikinis, and sew dresses and other things too, just mostly bikinis, I just play around...
I love to cook Good healthy meals. I like baking too, gluten free is da best!
I like to massage and am infatuated with the human body.

As you know already know, I like to garden. I thought my seeds got drowned out by the week of rain but they have all sprouted and dey so cauuttee! So I'm stoked that I didn't have to replant them all.
Did I mention I LOVE fresh fruit? I'm also addicted to Coconut everything.

Illicit Jokes & Explicit Chokes.

What are your addictions?